I was starting to think that the college-age boys that live next door didn't own shirts until today.

 
Seriously, do they have to play basketball outside, without a shirt, everyday?

Kamryn was cuddled up with me in the recliner watching TV when she heard one of the boys yelling like a doofus outside.  She asked me what that noise was and I told her nothing. She said it was a rooster and it was "cockin at us."  I am guessing like cockadoodledoo, but I have to say I have never heard anyone shorten the phrase down to just "cockin" so I had to LOL a little.

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I don't know if anyone else has had  any experience with Carpenter Bees, but they are stupid little assholes that tunnel into wood structures.  They (supposedly) don't sting (the males don't even have stingers) but they are obnoxious little bastards that buzz in your face and try to intimidate you away from their nests.  Part of getting rid of them involves filling the holes they have bored into the wood to prevent new bees from moving in.  So you can see why didn't understand why my husband LHAO when I told him I was heading outside to "fill some bee holes."

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A guy at work asked me today if I was having a good "Star Wars Day."  I just looked at him like he had two heads.  He then explained, it's May 4th.

Oh well, that explains it.  No, not really, WTF?

He explained further, "May the 4th be with you."

Okay, that's fucking stupid, thanks.

He then asked which Star Wars movie I would be watching to celebrate.  I just told him that I don't really get into Star Trek.  He responded, "You would say that."

And indeed I did say that.