Okay, I am 29 years old, married to my best friend and hottie Brian for 4 years with a 2 year old daughter.
She says the craziest shit all of the time!  I thought it might be fun to document her silliness to use as a weapon of extortion when she becomes a teenager :D

She thought it would be fun to try to walk in my new shoes:

I mean, yeah, they are pretty awesome shoes, but let's face it, this girl falls down barefoot, no way can she manage these wedges!

Here's the craziness of the day:

Today she told me she would swim in the lake (Hartwell) with the crocodiles because they would give her kisses. But they have bad breath.

Tonight she said I better turn off the fan in her room because it would blow all of her hair off and then she would be naked and I would have to get her new hair. But it will be okay because we can just use Bella's fur for hair.

I asked her how much she loves me and she said, "one hundred five, six, seven and eight!" Yep, that's a whole lot.

One time when I had to go under the house to check the ductwork for the A/C she said she was scared there were spiders under there.  I told her it's okay because the spiders are friendly, so she asked if they would give her hugs and Brian says yeah, they give great hugs with all eight arms.  Ew.  That was gross.  He told her that while I was under the house I would pop up in the kitchen from under a loose tile.  So then she wanted to know if the spiders could come in the house through that tile.  Seriously??  Thanks Daddy, way to scare the crap out of the toddler ROFL!